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abrekazam:

fantastic-geronimo-allonsy:

fullmetalmom:

vagisodium:

oh shit theres a baby on board? fuck well i guess i wont rear end you like i normally would

the baby on board sign is to alert paramedics in the event of a crash that theres a baby that needs to be attended to first u absolute fucking walnut

absolute fucking walnut

Oh how I’ve missed this post.

(Source: trashboat)

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xlizardx:

Apparently this is "The clearest photo of Mercury ever taken."

why isnt everyone getting so excited about this, it is literally another planet look at how beautiful it is stop what your doing and look at how alien like this planet is what is living there oh my god mercury

becomming:

xlizardx:

Apparently this is "The clearest photo of Mercury ever taken."

why isnt everyone getting so excited about this, it is literally another planet look at how beautiful it is stop what your doing and look at how alien like this planet is what is living there oh my god mercury


Emotion: agitation or disturbance of mind, vehement or excited mental state…

Emotion: agitation or disturbance of mind, vehement or excited mental state…

u-nraveled:

internallymoosing:

nintendoggystyle:

“the average tumblr user reblogs 3 posts a day”

staff is so funny

I don’t think you guys understand how averages work

at least i’m above average at something

flyawayonfourls:

BUT WHAT IF MERMAIDS HOLD HANDS LIKE OTTERS WHEN THEY SLEEP SO THEY DON’T FLOAT AWAY FROM EACH OTHER?

howlsmoving-asshole:

howllor:

oh my godddddd there is a new swedish reality tv show where they are tracking down internet trolls and confronting them about the death threats they’ve sent to people, since it’s actually illegal.

watching them try to explain how it’s not them is the best entertainment i’ve ever seen.

this episode ended with them fining him 5000 SEK to be paid to the victim!

guess what America should do

multipack:

if my life was a drink it would be room temperature coke with the ice melted

(Source: ihaveremade)